Saturday, September 8

Competition time

I've got a test press of the upcoming Synth Sense Remix 12", featuring remixes by Synkro, Sam KDC, Indigo and myself.  So, to win, me and Sam thought it would be funny to see what the funniest abbreviations you lot could come up with for either ASC or KDC.  Post yours in the comments below and we'll pick a winner a week from now.  Enter as many times as you like, and be funny, not crude ;)

42 comments:

Goody said...

KDC - Kentucky Dipped Chicken?

Nultiply said...

Alien Space Cakes & Krusty dog crumpets

nikolai stapleton said...

a silly cat kicks dicks constantly

rattoe said...

ASC - Anus Solar Connection
KDC - Ketamine Dipped Cunt

Nosnibor said...

ASC - Another Slice of Cake?

ASC said...

Be funny, not crude. Make us laugh and you're more likely to win

Peter Fitzpatrick said...

Kidderminster Disco Community

Morgan said...

Always Singing Carols
Another Sweet Chicken

Kangaroos Don't Count
Keep Devouring Chicken

Nelson kandinsky said...

Anti Skrillex Community

cheef said...

Android Sight Camera

Ketchup Doesn't Crack

ORGANIC MUSIC said...

Kenny Dope's Cock
Anti Semitic Councilor

Kekrem See said...

Abbreviation Spam Center

sbstrd said...

ASC - Armed Sassy Chick
KDC - Kamikaze Danger Clown

Kekrem See said...

Kiss Dat Carpet And Scream Cannabis!

Kekrem See said...

All Sizes Crap, Kindergarten Digesting Cop!

Monstre said...

ASC = After Sex Companion

Monstre said...

KDC = Kinky Dope Cop

Mike-L said...

Antichrist Skrillex Caput

Sam said...

Aphex's Son Clements

Oswald Moris said...

Abortion Stops Condemned Kids (from) Diggin' Crates!

Oswald Moris said...

Any Socialistic Creativity Kindly Decreases Conformism!

Jason Michael Barty said...

A Sea Creature

Jason Michael Barty said...

Kind Dark Child

robber89 said...

A Sudden Cease-fire, Kaleidoscope Deals Chromatics
Been staring at the screen for half an hour, and the outcome isn't even remotely funny :D

MLP said...

ASC - Assorted Synths & Computers
KDC - Kind Dalek Confusion?

24862390-fa64-11e1-b238-000bcdca4d7a said...

Sam Kissed Daniel Craig.. And Spontaneously Climaxed. (Sorry mate..)

Bulb said...

Agnostic Sound Cult
Alabama Space Commander
Axe of Sexy Claudia
Aztec Speedy Climber

Kloun Draw a Cock
Kid Deny Caucasian
Knee of Desperate Cucumbers
King of Downshifter's Cum
Knock Down a Cow

Ild & Baal said...

kardashians Damn Cocktail !

NxtL5l said...

Abducts Sad Chickens
Kisses Daffy Crabs

OmeletteDuFromage said...

ASC (Anonymous Self Constipated)
KDC (Knee Deep Catharsis)

djemptyx said...

Aged Salamander Cheese (indeed, some things are better left briefiated and unsampled)

Amplinudist Sub-Frequented Colony (..just don't look down)

Kitschy Dodecahedron Challenge (stay tru tu da'game right")

ah what the h'

Agitated Synchronised Cross-Modulation [...hmm]

Kindle-Dependent College

tbc...




seethe said...

Another Satisfied Customer

Kind Domestic Cadaver
Kidnap Dem Chickens
Kilt Doesn't Count

lawrence said...

Adorable Squirrel Cub

lawrence said...

Autonomic Sound Constructor

rojo said...

Another System Compromised
Kant Did Critique

William Büb said...

Auxiliary Special Commander
A Superb Carrot

Kill Dem Clowns
Kick Drum Clap

Unknown said...

Another Shed Chicken
Amazing Super Cool
Anti Stress Capsule
All Star Cocktail
Awesome Street Credit
Alternative Soul Controller

Kill Doctor Carlson
Klingon Death Collision
Keep Drugs Coming
Kettle Design Connoisseur

Elwood Redux said...

Applies Sunscreen Constantly
Klingon Dance Competition

tsst said...

a spectacular crudite

Elwood Redux said...

Alien Sewing Circle

Klute Does Crocheting

djemptyx said...

I know it's over (congrats Elwood!) but it's late and I've had some champ*hiccup*. So here it goes...

All-Seeing Supermarket Cons[piracy]
Kevlar Donning Cuddlefishes
Kitten-Dependent Crocodilios
Agoraphobic Snake Charmer
Kosovoian Dried Chitlins
Alarm-bearing Silent Companion
Krunchee Dark Chocolette
Assembly of Somnambulant Caffeine addicts
ASC Spins Compact-Disc (exclusively, i hear)

Randy Schoemaker said...

For instance ASC - Atonal Suicide Commando
KDC - Koala Dance Calibrator

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