Competition time
I've got a test press of the upcoming Synth Sense Remix 12", featuring remixes by Synkro, Sam KDC, Indigo and myself. So, to win, me and Sam thought it would be funny to see what the funniest abbreviations you lot could come up with for either ASC or KDC. Post yours in the comments below and we'll pick a winner a week from now. Enter as many times as you like, and be funny, not crude ;)
42 comments:
KDC - Kentucky Dipped Chicken?
Alien Space Cakes & Krusty dog crumpets
a silly cat kicks dicks constantly
ASC - Anus Solar Connection
KDC - Ketamine Dipped Cunt
ASC - Another Slice of Cake?
Be funny, not crude. Make us laugh and you're more likely to win
Kidderminster Disco Community
Always Singing Carols
Another Sweet Chicken
Kangaroos Don't Count
Keep Devouring Chicken
Anti Skrillex Community
Android Sight Camera
Ketchup Doesn't Crack
Kenny Dope's Cock
Anti Semitic Councilor
Abbreviation Spam Center
ASC - Armed Sassy Chick
KDC - Kamikaze Danger Clown
Kiss Dat Carpet And Scream Cannabis!
All Sizes Crap, Kindergarten Digesting Cop!
ASC = After Sex Companion
KDC = Kinky Dope Cop
Antichrist Skrillex Caput
Aphex's Son Clements
Abortion Stops Condemned Kids (from) Diggin' Crates!
Any Socialistic Creativity Kindly Decreases Conformism!
A Sea Creature
Kind Dark Child
A Sudden Cease-fire, Kaleidoscope Deals Chromatics
Been staring at the screen for half an hour, and the outcome isn't even remotely funny :D
ASC - Assorted Synths & Computers
KDC - Kind Dalek Confusion?
Sam Kissed Daniel Craig.. And Spontaneously Climaxed. (Sorry mate..)
Agnostic Sound Cult
Alabama Space Commander
Axe of Sexy Claudia
Aztec Speedy Climber
Kloun Draw a Cock
Kid Deny Caucasian
Knee of Desperate Cucumbers
King of Downshifter's Cum
Knock Down a Cow
kardashians Damn Cocktail !
Abducts Sad Chickens
Kisses Daffy Crabs
ASC (Anonymous Self Constipated)
KDC (Knee Deep Catharsis)
Aged Salamander Cheese (indeed, some things are better left briefiated and unsampled)
Amplinudist Sub-Frequented Colony (..just don't look down)
Kitschy Dodecahedron Challenge (stay tru tu da'game right")
ah what the h'
Agitated Synchronised Cross-Modulation [...hmm]
Kindle-Dependent College
tbc...
Another Satisfied Customer
Kind Domestic Cadaver
Kidnap Dem Chickens
Kilt Doesn't Count
Adorable Squirrel Cub
Autonomic Sound Constructor
Another System Compromised
Kant Did Critique
Auxiliary Special Commander
A Superb Carrot
Kill Dem Clowns
Kick Drum Clap
Another Shed Chicken
Amazing Super Cool
Anti Stress Capsule
All Star Cocktail
Awesome Street Credit
Alternative Soul Controller
Kill Doctor Carlson
Klingon Death Collision
Keep Drugs Coming
Kettle Design Connoisseur
Applies Sunscreen Constantly
Klingon Dance Competition
a spectacular crudite
Alien Sewing Circle
Klute Does Crocheting
I know it's over (congrats Elwood!) but it's late and I've had some champ*hiccup*. So here it goes...
All-Seeing Supermarket Cons[piracy]
Kevlar Donning Cuddlefishes
Kitten-Dependent Crocodilios
Agoraphobic Snake Charmer
Kosovoian Dried Chitlins
Alarm-bearing Silent Companion
Krunchee Dark Chocolette
Assembly of Somnambulant Caffeine addicts
ASC Spins Compact-Disc (exclusively, i hear)
For instance ASC - Atonal Suicide Commando
KDC - Koala Dance Calibrator
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